Flowers, what a crazy concept 💐lol
It happened, I got a haircut lol. Fun fact, the same lady has cut my hair for the last 7 years now… It's been a whole year since I saw her, so I figured I should give her a little something, critter included. It was a hot minute, but sometimes it's the little things that matter. Thank you, Mari 🥰
Step 1: NAS
Step 2: Wait 18 hours for Raid 1
Step 3: Legally obtain content
Step 4: Profittt? 💸💸💸
Great game design!
So this isn't my gameplay (mostly because when I fought this boss, I was so confused that it took me like forever), but I wanted to share this here anyway. This was so creative and honestly reminds me of something Hideo Kojima would pull off. So many fun tidbits that I thought it was worth a watch, you can fast forward to the 2:40 mark. Just be prepared for the unexpected lol.
South florida is just a bunch of water highways
Canal - It’s a man-made waterway built to connect bodies of water. It’s used to allow boats inland/shortcuts, for transport, farming, or, what we really use it for here, manage drainage and flooding. Without them, the whole city wouldn’t have a way to get water out (not counting evaporation). Apparently, back then the water used to be so clean/clear people would just swim in them, not the case now lol. Cool piece of South Florida knowledge.
The gift that keeps on giving
This game is so random. Not only will you be surprised, you will be in awe. When art imitates life you can’t but pause to witness lol
The luck of the fryrish
Who needs AAA when you have a Japanese instructional booklet with images. It’s a toss up between that and the Swedish when it comes to… look at photo… now do that thing in the photo. Do yourself a favor, go watch a 3 minute video on how to change a tire, it’s a basic skill everyone should know. You’ll thank me later. OR just call me, I’ll walk you through it.
This life
Baby, I know pain is as natural as the rain
I just thought it didn't rain in California
Baby, I know love isn't what I thought it was
'Cause I've never known a love like this before ya
Baby, I know dreams tend to crumble at extremes
I just thought our dream would last a little bit longer
There's a time when every man draws a line down in the sand
We're surviving, we're still living I was stronger
You've been cheating on, cheating on me
I've been cheating on, cheating on you
You've been cheating on me
But I've been cheating through this life
And all its suffering
Oh Christ,
Am I good for nothing?
Baby, I know hate is always waiting at the gate
I just thought we locked the gate when we left in the morning
I was told that war is how we landed on these shores
I just thought the drums would all be loud warnings
You've been cheating on, cheating on me
I've been cheating on, cheating on you
You've been cheating on me
But I've been cheating through this life
And all its suffering
Oh Christ, am I good for for nothing?
Baby, I know death probably hasn't happened yet
'Cause I don't remember living life before this
And darling, our disease is the same one as the trees
Unaware that they've been living in a forest
You've been cheating on, cheating on me
I've been cheating on, cheating on you
You've been cheating on me
But I've been cheating through this life
And all its suffering
Oh Christ, am I good for nothing?
This life and all its suffering
I can’t paint.
…but I can take a snazzy picture of my baby girl as the fancy french lady she is 💖
Clair obscur: expedition 33
There comes a point in everyone’s life where you’ve been given two choices that both suck. One choice is the one you want the most; it's the one that feels right to you, but it comes at the cost of an unsure future. The other hurts like nothing ever before, but might give you the chance for something better. Unfortunately, due to the nature of life, you will never know what will actually happen. You can only hope, and hope can sometimes feel overwhelming. I don't pretend to know what the answer is, but what I do suggest is to allow yourself to feel in these moments. It’s never easy, probably never will be, but the fact that you're here matters more than you’ll ever realize. You are loved, so please, keep going.
Better WATCH out
Straight up MS Paint. It’s hard to explain the simple joys of opening this bad boy on Windows 98 and drawing swiggly dotted lines. Keep in mind this was before laser mouses so you had to roll around this rubber ball at the base and hope it didn’t get stuck. Thank god times have changed lol
Happy mother’s day to every mama! 🤗
Beach day, brunch meal, sandy feet. With an air show to boot, needless to say, it was a memorable time.
Was that a wiener trophy?
Look, I was just trying to be funny… I didn’t expect to be rewarded for that lol.
Well doneeeeeee plz🔥
The strategy is to get arguably the best cut from a cow, aka the filet mignon, and then burn it. It really brings out that great dry chard taste that my uncultured ass loves lol. Fuck, I want more, giveee me moreeeeeeeeeee!
PSA: Late check-out edition
If you’re looking for a late check-out and wonder what you can do to have the best odds of getting that extra hour, this might be your tip. If your stay is one night, then ask the front desk on check-in for a late check-out, as they can most likely accommodate you. They know the check-in/check-out of the following day, so they can add it into your reservation then and there, no wait. If you have a multiday stay, then your best bet is to ask the day prior or first thing in the morning, as there are lots of factors that can affect your chances. Be kind and say please and thank you lol.
How many socks are too many socks?
I have to have matching socks; they must be the same design and length. I don't want just black socks because even different brands have different plain black socks. So this concludes the semi-decade purchase; I should now have a pair that will carry me into 2031. I’m good now.
B.O.B. - Bombs Over Baghdad
One, two
One, two, three, yeah!
Inslumnational, underground
Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground (Whoo!)
Like a million elephants or silverback orangutan
You can't stop the train
Who want some don't come unprepared
I'll be there, but when I leave there
Bet I'll be a household name
Weather man tellin' us it ain't gon' rain
So now we sittin' in a drop-top, soakin' wet
In a silk suit, tryin' not to sweat
Hit somersaults without the net
But this'll be the year that we won't forget
1-9-9-9 Anno Domini, anything goes
Be what you wanna be as long as you know
Consequences are given for livin'
The fence is too high to jump in jail
Too low to dig, I might just touch hell—hot!
Get a life, now they on sale
Then I might cast you a spell
Look at what came in the mail
A scale and some Arm & Hammer
Soul-gold grill and a baby mama
Black Cadillac and a pack of Pampers
Stack of questions with no answers
Cure for cancer, cure for AIDS
Make a nigga wanna stay on tour for days
Get back home, things are wrong
Well not really, it was bad all along
Before you left adds up to a ball of power
Thoughts at a thousand miles per hour
Hello, ghetto, let your brain breathe
Believe there's always more, ha!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Uno, dos, tres, it's on
Did you ever think a pimp rock a microphone?
Like that there boy and will still stay street
Big things happen every time we meet
Like a track team, crack fiend dying to geek
OutKast bumpin' up and down the street
Slant back Cadillac, 'bout five niggas deep
75 MCs freestyling to the beat
'Cause we get crunk, stay drunk, at the club
Should've bought an ounce, but you copped a dub
Should've held back, but you throwed the punch
Supposed to meet your girl but you packed a lunch
No D to the U to the G for you
Got a son on the way by the name of Bamboo
Got a little baby girl, four-year—Jordan
Never turned my back on my kids, for them
Should've hit it, quit it, rag-top
Before you re-up, get a laptop
Make a business for yourself, boy, set some goals
Make a fat diamond out of dusty coal
Record number four, but we on a roll
Hold up, slow up, stop, "Control"
Like Janet, Planet, Stankonia's on ya
Moving like Floyd, comin' straight to Florida
Lock all your windows, then block the corridors
Pullin' off my belt 'cause a whipping's in order
Like a three-piece fish before I cut your daughter
Yo quiero Taco Bell, then I hit the border
Pitty-pat rappers trying to get to five
I'm a microphone fiend tryin' to stay alive
When you come to ATL, boy, you better not hide
'Cause the Dungeon Family gon' ride, ha!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Bombs over Baghdad!
Bombs over Baghdad!
Bombs over Baghdad!
Bombs over Baghdad!
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Venom venom venom
Venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom
OoFfffffff
What a close gameee! Please watchh! We should have lost the match but my boy Jerry and me pulled some black magic here to get the dub. Yee yeeee!
Now it’s a party!
When suddenly everyone has a face but no one knows where Anthony is lol. There's Joey, and Stacy, and Scott, and Toby. Yeah, I just made up all those names. Come on people, keep uppp.