Andy Sandoval Andy Sandoval

When it rains, it pours lol

So here's a PSA.

You can go on amazon and buy these little battery bricks with that will jump start your car if the battery dies. No need to pull out the jump starter cables and look for a helpful stranger.

Also don't leave your car on the ‘on mode’ position, it will actually kill your car's battery. Ask me how I know lol.

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Don’t say you love me

Got introduced to you by a friend
You were cute and all that
Baby you set the trend, yes you did oh
The next thing I know we're down at the cinema
We're sitting there, you start kissing me
What's that about?

You're moving too fast, I don't understand you
I'm not ready yet, baby I can't pretend
No I can't
The best I can do is tell you to talk to me
It's possible, eventual
Love will find a way
Love will find a way...

Don't say you love me
You don't even know me
If you really want me
Then give me some time
Don't go there baby
Not before I'm ready
Don't say your heart's in a hurry
It's not like we're gonna get married
Give me, give me some time

Here's how I play, here's where you stand
Here's what to prove to get any further than where
It's been
I'll make it clear, not gonna tell you twice
Take it slow, you keep pushing me
You're pushing me away
Pushing me away...

Don't say you love me
You don't even know me
If you really want me
Then give me some time
Don't go there baby
Not before I'm ready
Don't say your heart's in a hurry
It's not like we're gonna get married
Give me, give me some time

Don't say you love me
You don't even know me baby

Baby don't say you love me, baby
Give me some time...

Don't say you love me
You don't even know me
If you really want me
Then give me some time
Don't go there baby
Not before I'm ready
Don't say your heart's in a hurry
It's not like we're gonna get married
Give me, give me some time

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Happy birthday AntKray

I guess if you could sum up today, it was a… Knaus Berry… delivery service… meaning of life… sort of day? 🙃

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(Inside kitty brain💭)

“Father, release me from this infernal prison at once!” 😾

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There's a glitch in the matrix?

Fun fact. There's a company in Flagler village (north of downtown Fort Lauderdale) that will give you a parking ticket that's actually not legally enforceable. If you don't pay that ticket then you will get a letter from a collection company… that is the SAME company that gave you the parking ticket. The layers at play here are deep lol.

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Irony & Coincidence - Sept 3, 2013


Tell me stranger, you lack courtesy wields me towards hindsight

I could not tell colors from beyond these blinds, blind

Capture my attention in the blessings and wisdom offered

Often called religion I know direction has more than four names

Not just a compass but a philosophy of life and happiness

Please, place your cation away and fall backwards into the endless

Strike up and hail the liberty of designed choice

With desired outcomes and perceptual consequences

Atlas I can only demonstrate from the contours of my muse

Hold your own, pump oxygen in and expel the virtues of sanity


Writing is hard, its easy to ‘feel’ but to place those feelings into words is not always as simple as you’d think. I’ve always loved the abstract, so when it came time for me to express my thoughts and feelings I too choose something abstract. I decided to grab words more for their impact than there concrete meanings. I literally threw grammar out the window, probably both in metaphor and actual throwing lol.

To summarize, I felt religion preplanned peoples decision and wanted to inspire critical thinking that stepped away from the teachings of whatever said religion was. Kind of this, ‘use your head’ approach rather than, ‘follow your teachings’ mindset. Honestly, it’s really weird to read the things I’ve written from over a decade ago lol.

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Excuse me? lol

Smart people making smart decisions that work out so smartly lol 🤬🤬🤬

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There was once another Andy…

I only know this because Irwin will Always scream, “ANDY BOY,” across the entire room to inform everyone, including me. Mannn I love that guy lol. Romain let tus 🥬

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I think I got the wrong version guyss 🙃

I kiddd. Alright, time to reset nonstop until I get my shiny Charmander! Odds are 1 out of 8192… wish me luck 🤞

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Chum

Something sinister to it
The pendulum swinging slow, a degenerate moving
Through the city with criminals stealth
Welcome to enemy turf
Harder than immigrants work
Golf is stitched into my shirt
Get up off the pavement
Brush the dirt up off my psyche, psyche, psyche

Can I get that, loud-
Let me get that beat in my headphones, louder

It's probably been 12 years since my father left
Left me fatherless
And I just used to say I hate him in dishonest jest
When honestly, I miss this nigga like when I was six
And every time I got the chance to say it, I would swallow it
16, I'm hollow, intolerant, skip shots
I storm that whole bottle, I'll show you a role model
Drunk pissy pissing on somebody's front lawn
Trying to figure out how and when the fuck I missed moderate

Mama often was offering peace offerings
Think, wheeze, cough, scoffin' and he's off again
Searching for a big brother, Tyler was that
And plus he liked how I rap, the blunted mice in the trap
Too black for the white kids and too white for the blacks
From honor roll to crackin' locks up off them bicycle racks
I'm indecisive, I'm scatterbrained, and I'm frightened
It's evident in them eyes, where you hiding all them icicles at

Something sinister to it
The pendulum swinging slow, a degenerate moving
Through the city with criminals stealth
Welcome to enemy turf
Harder than immigrants work
Golf is stitched into my shirt
Get up off the pavement
Brush the dirt up off my psyche, psyche, psyche

Can I get that, loud-
Let me get that beat in my headphones, louder

Time-lapse, bars rhymin', heart's bottomless pit
Was mobbin' deep as '96 Havoc and Prodigy did
We were the potty mouth posse, crash the party and dip
With all belongings then toss 'em out to the audience
Nothing was fucking awesome trying to make it from the bottom
His sins feeling as hard as Vince Carter's knee cartilage is
Supreme garment and weed gardeners garnish his spliffs
With Keef particles and entering apartments through 'zine articles

Tolerance through boundaries, I know you happy now
Craven and these Complex fuck niggas done track me down
Just to be the guys that did it like, "I like attention"
Not the type where niggas trying to get a raise at my expense
I'm supposed to be grateful, right?
Like, "Thanks so much, " you made my life harder
And the ties between my mom and I are strained and tightened
Even more than they were before all of this shit
Been back a week and I already feel like calling it quits

Something sinister to it
The pendulum swinging slow, a degenerate moving
Through the city with criminals stealth
Welcome to enemy turf
Harder than immigrants work
Golf is stitched into my shirt
Get up off the pavement
Brush the dirt up off my psyche, psyche, psyche

Can I get that, loud-
Let me get that beat in my headphones, louder

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Okay hear me outt lol

Pot pies, they are severely underrated. We need more pot pies on menus please. Like Idk, just feels like my options for KFC or whatever is in the freezer section which feels like a crime. Who can I petition for more pies?! Please help. Thank you for listening to my TedTalk.

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Brackish water?

Brackish water - water with a salinity higher than freshwater but lower than seawater. It often occurs in estuaries where freshwater rivers meet the sea. Such examples include mangrove swamps, tidal creeks, and some inland seas.

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The MOoON!!

If it looks like I’m drowning then FUCKING HELP ME BECAUSE I’M ACUTALLY DROWNING! K thanks!

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Shocking development 🫪

The carts at Walmart have cup holders. I repeat, the shopping carts have cup holders!

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It’s not always about the destination

Often, it’s the moments in between that weigh more to us than the resolution. I think it’s so obvious, as we live through it, that those scenes have a greater impact on us and foster a connection. Sounds mundane, but time together is time we need to suffuse the meaning and not just the idea that represents the word ‘family’

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OR-lan-DOH

If I’ve learned anything it’s that a 24-50 is god honest the best travel zoom lens you could ever ask for. Now if it were only half the size and weight then it’d be perfect. Starting to enjoy photography again. Yay 🙂

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Jurry tyme

Nothing beats some jerry duty - Interesting waiter, brand new arcade discovered, and a hidden talent only J dogs now knows and will take to his grave lol 🥪🕹️🃏👀

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Disney / Datney

I think I figured out what the blue milk is: blueberry and coconut. Can’t believe I had to drive 250 milos to get to this conclusion. I saved you the drive and effort, you’re welcome.

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Avoid durango?

I just realized that the brand ‘Dodge’ implies ‘to evade,’ which seems like bad marketing. Anyway, the car rental was a legit brand-new vehicle with only 43 miles. And also, why doesn't MY car have cruise control? Mannnnn thats lame toyotaaaaa, dass lameeee.

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To The Flowers

And we hope somehow through time
Throughout events, through political action
Through organization that things will become more sane and healthy
But I'm afraid they will never be

To the flowers

I'm staring out myself
Scared of all I can't feel
And I'm dancing on the edge
Punching at the doorbell
Try not to wake the neighbours now (try not to wake the neighbours now)

We're all high as the gods
And as low as the demons, but she's alone

I'm saving it for best
Taking all the sentiment and starting at the end
Pain in single measures
Try not to wake the neighbours now (try not to wake the neighbours now)

We're all high as the gods
And as low as the demons, but she's alone

We're all going down, down, down
Down, down, down
(We're all going down, down, down) to the flowers
(Down, down, down) to the flowers

Down, down, down
Down, down, down
Down, down, down
Down, down, down
Down, down, down

I miss the optimist who told me I need nothing
Who said the consequence was equal to the moment
I wish for the start while I pray for the end
Let's take it all for granted, I know nothing's gonna change at all

I miss the optimist who told me I need nothing
Who said the consequence was equal to the moment
It's closing time when they turn up the lights
Let's take it all for granted, I know nothing's gonna change at all

Nothing's gonna change at all
Nothing's gonna change at all

To the flowers
To the flowers
Nothing's gonna change at all

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